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Night Watch

Russian Supernatural Horror. Okay, this is a vampire movie that has some cool moments in...
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Firewall

Suspense Thriller. Harrison Ford as a computer security executive for a major bank whose family...
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The Matador

Buddy Black Comedy. An aging assassin who is losing his touch befriends an everyman nice...
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Casanova

Period Romantic comedy. Infamous promiscuous adulterer falls in true love with a proto-feminist in 18th...
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Matchpoint

Erotic Thriller. A middle class Englishman falls in love and marries a woman from a...
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The New World

Historical Romance Epic. The story of Pocohantas and her relationship with John Smith, the Western...
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Underworld: Evolution

Supernatural Horror. A sequel about Vampires versus werewolves that quite frankly, I could not describe...
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End of the Spear

Jungle Thriller. A son explores returning to the stone age tribe that killed his missionary...
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Munich

International Espionage Thriller. "Based on true events," this is a self-loathing Jewish "Godfather" interpretation by...
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Hostel

Horror. A couple of American tourists happen upon a hostel in Europe that captures unsuspecting...
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The Hurt Locker

This docudrama type movie is about life in an American bomb squad in Iraq. As...
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Fun with Dick and Jane

Satire Comedy. A Jim Carrey vehicle about a married couple pressured to pursue the American...
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Memoirs of a Geisha

Romantic epic. Actually, the story of a high class call girl who finds love. A...
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King Kong

Epic Action adventure. The remake of the famous story about the huge ape who falls...
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The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe

Mythological fantasy. A phenomenal adaptation of the C.S. Lewis classic. In fact, I would say...
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Proof

Family melodrama. A brilliant mathematician (Gwenyth Paltrow) must take care of her brilliant mathematician father...
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Just Friends

Romantic Comedy. Obese high schooler grows up, gets hot and successful, comes back home 10...
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Walk the Line

Biopic of the famous/infamous Johnny Cash and his relationship with June Carter. Joaquin Phoenix and...
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Pride and Prejudice

I am a fan of the BBC 5 hour adaptation, but I have to say,...
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Children’s fantasy. Five children receive lottery type tickets to tour the world’s most amazing Chocolate...
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Three Extremes

Japanese horror trilogy. Two of the stories were just too esoteric for me to appreciate....
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The Weather Man

Dramedy. Very thoughtful, at times profound, ultimately cynical worldview. Nicolas Cage is a ladder-climbing weather...
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Shopgirl

Existentialist romantic dramedy. Steve Martin has written a rather thoughtful piece here that seems deeply...
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Capote

Heavy psychological drama. This biopic of the infamous effeminate, lisping, out of the closet homosexual...
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In Her Shoes

Romantic melodrama. A tale about two sisters, diametrically opposite in personalities and lifestyles, who battle...
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A History of Violence

Viggo Mortensen plays a diner owner, Tom Stall, in a small town whose act of...
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Flight Plan

A great basic thriller about a woman, played by Jodie Foster, who accompanies her daughter...
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Boring British stuff. Although it has my favorite character name of all time, Zaphod Beeblebrox....
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Just Like Heaven

The antidote to Million Dollar Baby. Mark Ruffalo plays a guy grieving over the death...
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Lord of War

Kind of Recommended with qualifications. A black comedy polemic about arms dealers. Nick Cage is...
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The Constant Gardener

Not Recommended. Story of a political lobbyist of some kind (Ralph Fiennes) who seeks to...
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The Exorcism of Emily Rose

Highly Recommended. This is a story based on an allegedly true story that occurred in...
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